
So a bird and the state of California walk into a bar …
Elvis Byrd. Nextar. Al Vocādo. Sherman Oaks. And the fake company that employs them.
So a bird and the state of California walk into a bar …
Takeru Kobayashi, Joey Chestnut, Miki Sudo and … Nextar Jr., Jr.?
Life’s answers are not found in a bottle. Fortune cookies are the way to go (plus you get lottery numbers!)
If you love something, set it free.
If it returns to you glowing red,
get the hell out of there!
Nothing says “football season” quite like not actually
mentioning that it’s football season.