March 17, 2023

Lunch. It’s all that and a bag of chips.

March 3, 2023

Food court is now in session.

Irrational fear of abandoned places is a real thing. Won’t you please donate today?

So a bird and the state of California walk into a bar …

The rocks would likely be easier on the stomach.

The dad jokes just write themselves. And for that, I’m sorry.

May all your likes be sincere and free of controversy.

Happy 2022! Who do you most closely resemble today — Al Vocādo, Elvis or Nextar?

Mall security is still on the way.

Nothing says “football season” quite like not actually
mentioning that it’s football season.